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  I Would Like To Know More Clearly Anthony Morris's Demon Phobic Stand On Smurfs Being Demonized And Sparlock Type Toys

  by frankiespeakin in

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  does anybody have any recordings about him speaking about his phobia?

  i heard his warning about some type of uncanny powers to beware of but forget what exactly.

  any way i'm sure we can all blame the anti sparlock type toy video on him so he must have this unreasonable phobia and it would be good to highlight this in his bullshit talks..

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  Have You Ever Served as an Attendant? Share Your Stories!

  by Funchback in

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  i remember being a jw lad (about 10 or 11 years old).

  i would be at the circuit assembly and, at around 10:45 am, about 8 brothers would get up, walk slowly up the aisle, glancing at each row of their "section", their lips quivering as they silently count each person, trying to maintain focus as nearly each jw makes eye contact them (even though everyone knew what the attendants were doing!

  did i want to grow up to be the president of the united states?

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  I was practically forced to be an attendant a few times. When that happened, I already knew I was the bottom of the barrel of only a few "qualified" brothers in my congo because of my meeting attendance and field circus hours...
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  Letter from Spanish Branch regarding Governing Body's decision

  by Lost-In-Translation in

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  the spanish branch office sent a letter to all congregations in spain explaining the governing body's decision to stop all printing, storing and shipping of literature in spain.

  the spanish government recently ruled that all bethalites are entitled to a pension after having worked at bethel for many years.

  the ruling of the government sent the governing body scrambling.

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  What's the latest on this scandal?
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  Convention Season-"Saving Good Seats" & Other Embarrassing Behavior

  by Darth Fader The Sequel in

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  since it is the convention season (and i am not attending this year or ever again), and i have been seeing other posts about some of the goings on at the various ic's and rc's, i am reminded of some of the truly embarrassing behavior i have "witnessed" (pun intended) over my lifetime of being a jdub at the various conventions and assemblies.

  probably the most disillusioning experience at a convention that i have ever had was one year when i volunteered to be an attendant.

  all of the volunteers were asked to attend a special meeting a few months beforehand to get instructions for our duties as attendants.

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  Jehovah, please forgive me for the pain I'm about to inflict on my dear brother for trying to steal my seat...

  
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  If END is Imminent, Why Witness in Silence in Public Places?

  by ProfCNJ in

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  we were taught for 100 years that the end or armageddon is imminent, as if it is coming in a hurry.

  but look now at the new way of sharing god's kingdom in uk which i find as a complete irony.

  "thousands have switched tactics to stand on street corners in more than a dozen cities across britain - and unusually for public preachers, they are staying almost completely silent... unlike other evangelical preachers, they do not shout or call attention to themselves - instead standing in near-silence until someone approaches them."http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2691254/how-jehovahs-witnesses-got-street-smart-believers-swap-infamous-doorstepping-standing-outside-train-stations-shops.html.

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  Pioneer 1: You think someone will approach us here?

  Pioneer 2: I hope not. I picked this low-traffic spot for a reason.

  Elder's Wife: What time is it now? Elder: Let's just pack up this shit and get out of here.
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  Banner seen at convention in Miami

  by Indian Larry in

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  comments?.

  [img]http://i59.tinypic.com/dfx6y9.jpg[/img].

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  That banner is classic. Jehovah's load stuck at 99% since 1914.
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  Bro Lett at Int. Conv in Israel last year.......

  by WingCommander in

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  having been recently introduced to governing body member lett's "unique" speaking style, i found another video on youtube (and also on jw.org) of bro lett visiting the international convention in israel.

  apparently his buffonery is not only reserved for video intro's to dramas, but also in real life as well.. i used to think those ol' time pentacostal and baptist ministers in tents would overdue it......i was wrong.

  this guy has them all beat.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltvx_e4xe4e.

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  What if Jehovah's Kingdom really became a Kingdom?

  by SonoftheTrinity in

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  i mean what if a government decided to internally deport its jehovah's witnesses and give them their own independent country.

  "here, since you say we are of satan, we're giving you a few square miles so lets see how much better a job your theocracy does, and this way you can't spread your religion.

  " i'm surprised russia didn't try that.

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  COBE cannot be 80 or more

  by fader77 in

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  a new letter no longer allows an elder to be cobe if hes 80 or more.

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  Samuel Herd will be 80 next year... He should lead by example and resign.
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  is it just me?? the district convention at nassau coliseum was crazy

  by dugout in

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  number one- fact-it was dangerously overcrowed.

  ok its one thing dropping the ball on this one.

  or they just didnt care.

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